this can’t be real
burn tumblr to the ground, it’s the only way
if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.
people be like “i suck at drawing”
which jungles have wi fi so i can move there and start my tribe
me: -love me?
baby: i…..i .. I WOKE UP LIKE THIS
me: THE FUCK BITCH ME TOO!
looking out for your significant other like
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
shoutout to oxygen
This is life literally
ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING
ladies and gentlemen, the american education system
My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.
this is basically any public school in the world tbh
bet the football teams have new equiptment though
Whoop there it is